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Bicolano solon shares greenness on FB

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Albay Rep. Joey Salceda found this green joke so funny, he just had to share it on his Facebook.

This is the full text of the joke, which involved a familiar situation at a beauty pageant:

BEAUTY PAGEANT FINALISTS:
JUDGE: Describe your BF as an insect in your life.
F1: He’s like a firefly, lighting up my night!
J: Good answer! What about you ?
F2: He’s like a Dragonfly because he hovers all over me.
F3: A Moth because he’s attracted to lights of night clubs.
F4: A Grasshopper because he hops to greener pastures.
F5: He’s a Bee..
J: OK, why?
F5: Because he always s*ck my flower!
J: Congratulations, you win!

Nice one, Cong!